Mike's attempt failed too, but for a different reason: I'm not
approving anonymous postings. (The spammer, by the way, asserted that
his name was Naked Girls, which I'm sure is cause for much hilarity
when he applies for a driver's license.) 

I need to clean up and clarify the reply form, which right now just has
all those fields thrown down with no particular explanation, but you
need to fill in either the lefthand or the righthand (or be already
logged in, which is more or less the same as filling out the lefthand
boxes), for it to be a non-anonymous posting.